Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

andante-ace:

shandrak:

liamniisan:

PORTAL 2 IS 5 DOLLARS ON STEAM

ALSO:

Portal 1 is $2.50

The bundle for both is $6.24

IF Y’ALL WANNA PLAY MY MOST FAVORITE PLATFORM PUZZLE GAME EVER WITH AN AMAZING STORY Y’ALL BEST GET ON THIS

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magical-girl-fanart:

一人前のレディに/セーラームーン by ぽるにゃ

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.